This is Why I Love That Guy

Actually, this is only one of the many reasons I love King: he keeps me laughing all the time. Below is a copy of the e-mail he sent to his work colleagues about our girls' dance fundraiser. (Only I changed his real name to King. We're not delusional enough to think we are King and Queen of anything but our household. And even that is debatable.) He really doesn't like to do these fundraiser things (neither of us do), but does his fatherly duty to help the girls out. Anyway, it cracked me up when I read it. Especially the last part.

Please disregard if not interested in purchasing sweets for a child dance-class fundraiser—sorry to take your time.

Not to add to your email bombardment, but if you are interested in buying hand-dipped gourmet apples (large granny smith apples dipped in caramel, milk chocolate, white chocolate, and sprinkled with heath bar and pecans and then drizzled with pastel colored chocolate--$10 each), and/or gourmet chocolate bark (a large variety of flavors and sizes—see below) as part of a dance class fundraiser for my ‘lil-uns, then you’ll appreciate this email.

I’ll place the forms/catalogs on the table by the fax machine (or posted above that table), or you can email me if you know what you want. Deadline is March 30th. Just write me a check for the total now or upon delivery (unless you are planning on using your AIG bonus money—give me cash ASAP!).

Thanks for your indulgence.

King

Chocolate Bark:
Chocolate raspberry
Chocolate lemon
Chocolate blueberry
Chocolate caramel latte coffee
Chocolate peanut butter
Cookies & cream Chocolate
Choco latte coffee
Double shot espresso chocolate
2oz bar 92”x4”x.5” = $3
6oz gold back (also include variety packs: fruit, snack, coffee) $11
8oz bar $9
8oz box $12
16oz box $17
14oz gift box $20